And Now a Little Bit of Profanity With
Obama the Beast and His True Believers
By Kit-Bacon GressittThat socialist, Marxist, communist, illegal-alien President Barack Obama gave a speech to the pure and vulnerable innocents of our nation Tuesday.
Now, put your head on your knees and take slow, deep breaths. It is really important that you are able to read on. …
This liberal invader broke and entered the sanctity of our dear ones’ apolitical and parents’-rights-respecting K-through-12 classrooms via television to misspend our tax dollars on spreading his socialist ideology to our impressionable babes.
This is a bad thing, a bad, bad thing. I know this because all the experts on Obama’s true despicable character say it is so. But just to make sure, I reviewed his speech and oh dear sweet Baby Jesus! It is a thing of evil — cosmic, pernicious evil! And to help out those of you who don’t understand just how malevolent the Antichrist Obama is, I’ve taken the liberty of extracting the essence of his speech and analyzing it for you.
Beware, though, what follows is not for the young, the weak hearted, those whose faith is infirm. In fact, you might want to say a prayer to God right now — drop to your knees and ask God to just lay down His protective filter between the Obamanable words and your blessed eyes, lest the Evil One insinuate his sinister propaganda into your God-loving heart. Then fetch your Holy Bible and hold it tightly while you read. Or maybe balance it on your head?
And just one more thing before we begin: I want to ask that you join me in thanking God’s great warriors who risk their souls for us, day in and day out, against the liberal hordes, who shine God’s understanding and insightful light on the messages that the Obama Beast would have us believe are only words of wise encouragement, when they are, in fact, a sign of Hitler’s struggle reborn. Yes, God, please heap Your blessings upon our heroic defenders. Among them, the following:
Brannon Howse, of Worldview Times
La Mesa-Spring Valley, California, School Board Trustee Rick Winett
Jim Greer, chairman of the Florida Republican Party
VisionRevisted.com’s Mel Sanger
David S. Turndick at ResistNet.com
Oklahoma State Senator Steve Russell
The good folks at Today’s Obamanation
The anonymous author of the well-researched Christian Coalition blog post
And there are countless others — God knows who these saints are. Our prayers and blessings are with them all. Say amen!
Now, let me tell you, the Chairman Mao-bama reveals his beastly underbelly not more than three paragraphs into his speech, when he blatantly acknowledges his foreign education in a godless country:
When I was young, my family lived overseas. I lived in Indonesia for a few years. And my mother, she didn't have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school.
Dear God, protect us from the mere imagining of what despicable anti-American filth filled the young boy’s heart and soul, turning him into the Arab terrorist-lover he is today. We don’t have to read the particulars; it’s enough that we know it is so — and it only gets worse from here. The white man-hating racist tries to usurp our authority over our precious offspring:
I've talked about your parents' responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and you get your homework done, and don't spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with the Xbox.
Right there, now that’s a direct assault on our constitutional right to parent our God-given children as we see fit. We don’t need any foreign-born globalist to tell us how our natural-born kids should be spending their time. And Gamepraise.com has plenty of Bible-teaching games for Xbox, anyway. But we’ll need more than the Bible to vanquish the insidious clutches of his evildoer smut. He actually tries to urge our young ones into the radical lifestyle of the leftwing media liars and liberal elite:
Maybe you could be a great writer — maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper…
Yes, the Obamanation’s intentions are as clear as Christ’s suffering for us on the cross: He wants to indoctrinate our children into one world order of think-alike, anti-morality, God-hating, homo-loving, humanist soldiers for Satan:
You'll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment. You'll need the insights and critical-thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free. You'll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs and boost our economy.
And to top it off, he wants our own children to become part of his healthcare reform death squads for seniors:
We need every single one of you to develop your talents and your skills and your intellect so you can help us old folks solve our most difficult problems.
Oh, yes, we know what problem he’s spewing about, with his evil bile. It’s that little problem of the true patriots who are in his way, giving their lives to fight against the one world order he and the Devil’s imps are devising with all the Jews and the Muslims and the atheists and the pinko revolutionaries and the demon technocrats who steal our personal information every time we swipe a credit card or use an ATM. The Obaminator wants our own children to overthrow us:
The story of America isn't about people who quit when things got tough. It's about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best. It's the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and they founded this nation. Young people. Students who sat where you sit 75 years ago who overcame a Depression and won a world war; who fought for civil rights and put a man on the moon. Students who sat where you sit 20 years ago who founded Google and Twitter and Facebook and changed the way we communicate with each other.
And if this doesn’t convince you, just take a look at his conclusion:
Thank you very much, everybody. God bless you. God bless America. Thank you.
I pray to God you just play the audio of this final sentence backward — it’s not what you think. He’s actually chanting, “God is dead, 666, God is dead, 666, God is dead, 666!”
So beware, true believer, the end times are near — see for yourself!
©2009 Kit-Bacon Gressitt