Dear Brian Brown, National Organization for Marriage

Brian S. Brown, Executive Director National Organization for Marriage 2029 K Street, NW, Suite 300 Washington, DC 2006

Dear Brian,

Say I marry my same-sex partner and we set up house in our little town. How will this harm the nice Christian folks across the street and their right to heterosexual marriage? Please be specific and factual in your response.

Your answer here: Hmmm, you got nothing? OK, then.

Thanks and love, K-B

P.S. Martin Luther King says your new ad befouls his name, and even Maine’s GOP candidate Reverend Brian Hale, who opposes same-sex marriage, says your message is inappropriate — his kid says it’s “really creepy.”