Fallbrookisms 01 October 2009

Out and about Fallbrook town

Cemetery employee: For some, life after death is a matter of faith. For me, it’s policy.

Teacher: What does it mean to be esteemed? Student: It means to be a teakettle.

Principal: Where are you getting this stuff? Resource teacher: I’m taking a special ed law class. Principal: Can’t you just take basket weaving?

Anonymous: He’s got a personality like a lox.

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