Fallbrookisms 05 August 2010

A stats student: I would have gotten that problem right, if I hadn’t screwed it up.

His step-daughter: I’ve seen his penis. … It’s big Her mother: Yes, I’m a lucky woman. His step-daughter: Yeah, but gross.

An apolitical gal: They’re such fans, they’d eat Sarah Palin’s excrement.

A writing workshop student on endings: You mean "dot, dot, dot” doesn’t count?

An anti-snob snob: They liked that?! I thought they were from Newport?

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