Fallbrookisms 09 September 2010

At Major Market

If that idiot antichrist pastor burns the Qur'an, I’m moving to Sweden — if we’re not blown there first!

On a plate of French fries

They’re speaking to me, they’re saying, “Come on, be a man and eat me!”

On idiots

– You could be nice to her, you know. – Hey, I invited that nitwit to dinner!

On men

My poor husband: I don’t know what to do for him, other than give him a blowjob.

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