Fallbrookisms 10 February 2011

Might cause shrinkage

I don’t want to have sex with you; I just want to masturbate.

The Marine’s response to hate speech on campus

That’s not what I fought for. Throw their little asses out and let in some students who want to learn.

Gems from last Wednesday’s Fallbrook’s Writers Read

… the labyrinth of my charms … adjectives from a melancholy thesaurus

– thanks and kudos to Beth Newcomer