Fallbrookisms 10 June 2010
On Tuesday's election
We got so many calls from Steve Poizner [Republican gubernatorial candidate], I figured he was having an affair with someone in the house. But my husband said it wasn’t him.
The four San Diego County candidates who ran for judge because God told them to must have misinterpreted him — they all lost. It’s one of those Fundamentalists are from Mars, God is from Venus sort of things.
Over martinis: Don’t you know any single Marines? I need to be ravaged.
Mother: Last night, after eating pig snouts and sauerkraut, I watched a dwarf in a medieval costume hawk ale to the college students outside my hotel. Oddly cynical. Daughter: That might be the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
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