Fallbrookisms







19 March 2009

Coffee at Café des Artistes



1. Patron 1: Have you ever been married? Patron 2: Yes, twice. One was really, really short. Proprietor: And one was really, really tall?

2. Patron 2: A wise woman said there’s no healthy way to avoid grieving. Patron 3: Is this like Confucius? Patron 1: Are you confused?

3. George: I always look for the life in things; when things seem bleak and barren, why waste energy on being sad – I look for the life. Brett: How refreshing, a young man with insight.

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