Fallbrookisms 11 November 2010

A computer consultant

I’d rather be lucky than knowledgeable.

At Café des Artistes

–      I have a friend joining me for lunch. –      You have a friend?!

It keeps feeling like there’s something on my lap. … It must just be my thighs.

On Veteran’s Day

–      Thanks for your service. –      Oh, I’m not a server.

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