02 April 2009
From Eileen G., many moons ago
The fundamental difference between men and women is not what’s between the legs but what’s between the ears.
On a church billboard
Happiness is the byproduct of obedience.
From Village European Auto
Customer 1: I like the Obama and No on Prop. 8 bumper stickers on that GMC. Liberals are few and far between in Fallbrook. Customer 2: Not few and far between enough!
A belly dancer at Heritage Hall
I must be veil impaired!