09 April 2009
From a Fallbrook yard
My greatest frustration is I can’t take other people’s manuscripts in the hot tub.
Heard around town
He: Why do you suppose blond jokes are all one-liners? She: So you guys can remember them.
In Major Market
After one shopper delivered a long and colorful rant about the recent G20 summit in London, another shopper asked, “What’s a G20 summit?”
From a local teen
The difference between racism and homophobia is when you’re black, you don’t have to break it to your parents.