09 April 2009


From a Fallbrook yard

My greatest frustration is I can’t take other people’s manuscripts in the hot tub.

Heard around town

He: Why do you suppose blond jokes are all one-liners? She: So you guys can remember them.

In Major Market

After one shopper delivered a long and colorful rant about the recent G20 summit in London, another shopper asked, “What’s a G20 summit?”

From a local teen

The difference between racism and homophobia is when you’re black, you don’t have to break it to your parents.