Fallbrookisms 15 October 2009

On Fallbrook flight

I have a definition for an airpark: Don’t even think about landing that big-ass jet here.   – Darlene

On the economy

I wouldn’t want to be seen buying a lottery ticket — it’d be like a Christian buying a condom.  – Jim

On N.O.W.

The problem with N.O.W. is they don’t know which fork to use. – Jane

On dating

If you can’t keep up with their names, you’re probably ready for monogamy.  – Andrew

On narcissism

What was he doing — comforting you because he felt badly?  – Kathleen

On poetry

Unfortunately, for some reason, poetry depresses me.    – Anonymous

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