30 April 2009
From Fallbrook's Baskin-Robbins
Clerk: Straight Talk Crunch is, like, our Republican ice cream. Customer: What’s the Democratic ice cream? Clerk: That’s Whirl of Change. We’re out of it — it was really popular.
From a Fallbrook toddler
Tomorrow, when I grow up, I’ll stop doing that.
Over a cup of coffee
My time for promiscuity was so long ago, I forgot I ever was.
From a writer seeking publication
I don’t know how disposed you are toward publishing stylistic oddities, but–