30 April 2009


From Fallbrook's Baskin-Robbins

Clerk: Straight Talk Crunch is, like, our Republican ice cream. Customer: What’s the Democratic ice cream? Clerk: That’s Whirl of Change. We’re out of it — it was really popular.

From a Fallbrook toddler

Tomorrow, when I grow up, I’ll stop doing that.

Over a cup of coffee

My time for promiscuity was so long ago, I forgot I ever was.

From a writer seeking publication

I don’t know how disposed you are toward publishing stylistic oddities, but–