Fallbrookisms 18 March 2010
At Café des Artistes
My daughter was in 4-H in Fallbrook — until she learned they eat the animals.
Born-again virgin: I don’t have an artistic bone in my body. Artist: Would you like one?
Patron 1: I’ve been a serial monogamist for almost twenty-five years. Patron 2: Why have you done that? Patron 1: Safety in numbers.
Michael: Some crazy person punched in one of the front windows last night. Bob: This is California. The lawyer will say the window shouldn’t have been there.
On art exhibits: If you get them drunk and horny, they’ll buy art.
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