Fallbrookisms 18 November 2010

At Fallbrook’s Writers Read

If gold can buy justice on Earth, why can’t it do the same in Heaven?

Real Zen students don’t have TVs.

Who am I writing to? I’m just writing to make a goofy idea real.

– Jon Wesick, poet and author

At the beauty parlor

Stylist: There’s nothing worse than a sore neck. Eighty-four-year-old client: Nothing except a sore twat.

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