Fallbrookisms





21 May 2009

At the bar at JJ Purty’s Pub

On same-sex marriage

Patron 1: If all these straight people want gay people to stop having sex, they should let them get married.

On martinis



Patron 2: So, you go from a regular martini to a dirty martini to a filthy martini. What’s next, a nasty martini? Patron 3: Yeah, then it’s a lucky martini.

At the Café des Artistes



Proprietor: You want some coffee grounds for your garden? Patron: No thanks, but I wonder if you could sell them? Proprietor: To a sucker. … Hey, Bob, want to buy some coffee grounds?

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