Fallbrookisms 20 January 2011

Distracted driver on Mission: I'm not so sure about that.

Octogenarian mother: What do you want to be when you grow up? Daughter: A writer. What do you want to be? Mother: Dead.

Recycled quotable from a wise sister: Some people are like Slinkies — not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when tumbling down the stairs.

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