Fallbrookisms 20 May 2010

Anonymous: I have more drama in my family than resides in the racks of an Amazon distribution center.

Davis Sedaris, on his forthcoming book, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary, a collection of animal fables: Why animals? Because it’s easier to write — everyone knows what a rabbit looks like.

At Fallbrook Art Center: I hate his paintings so much they make my soul cry.

At Fallbrook’s Writers Read creative writing workshops — a two-sentence plot: He sat rocking back and forth, the accident covering his thoughts like pus. Liquor it was, the goddamned liquor.

– Lillian Lelito

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