Fallbrookisms 20 November 2009
Heard at church coffee hour
First church lady: ...so you have to shave poodle puppies because they have hair, not fur. Second church lady: What's the difference? First CL: Well, fur stops growing when it's reached a certain length — like your eyebrows — and hair just goes on getting longer — like the hair on your head. Second CL: So which is pubic hair? First CL: Uh... It's fur. Third CL: A good thing. Otherwise it'd be down to our knees. First CL: Braided? (Third CL chokes on her coffee.)
Heard at a Fallbrook AA meeting
There are two things I hate: religious intolerance and Buddhists.
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