Fallbrookisms 20 November 2009



Heard at church coffee hour

First church lady:  ...so you have to shave poodle puppies because they have hair, not fur. Second church lady: What's the difference? First CL: Well, fur stops growing when it's reached a certain length — like your eyebrows — and hair just goes on getting longer — like the hair on your head. Second CL:  So which is pubic hair? First CL: Uh... It's fur. Third CL: A good thing. Otherwise it'd be down to our knees. First CL: Braided? (Third CL chokes on her coffee.)

Heard at a Fallbrook AA meeting

There are two things I hate: religious intolerance and Buddhists.

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