27 May 2009


Heard at Major Market

Shopper 1: Did you hear the court upheld Prop. 8? Shopper 2: Prop what? Shopper 3: Did I hear? Oh, yeah, I heard — I got two text messages, half a dozen emails and three phone calls. How can these homophobes not see it’s an equal rights issue? How can they not see that? What is the matter with these people? Are they so insecure, so hateful that they have to trounce other people’s fundamental rights? How can they force the rest of us to take such a damn leap backward? And I can’t even seek comfort at church, because my idiot pastor is one of them! Well he can just suck on his empty collection plate. That’s it for me. I’m not giving one more red cent to bigots. God, I wish I was gay!

Other posts on same-sex marriage:

Sex and the Suspect Class

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Equality

Protecting Marriage and Children? My ass!

Isn't Love All You Need?

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