11 June 2009

At JJ Purty’s Pub

Patron: I say torture anyone who blows up people.


Mother 1: When some people heard about my daughter being gay, they said, “Where’d that come from?” Mother 2: Oh, like she picked it up at 7-Eleven?

Church Billboard

Man’s opinions are no substitute for God’s words.

Editor’s note: And God is love.

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