Fallbrookisms 23 December 2010

Husband: What size ham do you want? Wife: Grande?

At Café des Artistes

Gray-haired guy: I think the Vikings’ long-range quarterback strategy is faulty, with Farve’s shoulder injury, his replacement out for the season with the toe injury, and Jackson’s alignment with the fired coach— Artsy-fartsy gal: Yep, that’s what I was thinking.

On the road

Let’s see, if this is an even-year Christmas, then the kids are with the other parent.

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