25 June 2009

On Main Street

Proprietor: I’m going out of business. Customer: Oh, I’m sorry! P: Don’t be. It’s on to the next adventure. C: What are you going to do? P: Open a house of ill repute. C: Oh, good. Fallbrook needs a little livening up.

From a recuperating Fallbrookian

At least the pain is manageable now — as long as I don't talk too much or do anything strenuous. This has been good and bad for my husband. I am quieter, but we are reduced to hallway sex. We pass each other in the hallway, and I say "Screw you." He says, "Screw you, too." I say. "Was it good for you?" He says, "Oh baby, oh baby."

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