Fallbrookisms 24 February 2011

Conversations at Fallbrook’s new library

1.

–      I see the Christian literature stack, but where’s the Buddhist literature stack and the Jewish stack and the Hindu stack and the Muslim stack? –      Yeah, and the agnostic and atheist stacks?

2.

–      I deploy next week, but I’ve gotta talk to my divorce attorney before I go.

3.

–      Oh sh--! Like, really? –      Yah, and like look at this text. –      Lemme see! –      What the f---! –      Yah, like, yah. –      Hey, cut it out! –      F--- you! –      You! –      Whatever. –      And look at this one. –      What a jerk. –      Hey, like, we’ve gotta do the homework. –      Oh, yah, f---.

4.

–      HOME? I CAN’T GO HOME! IT’S TOO NOISY THERE! I CAN’T GET ANYTHING DONE AT HOME WITH ALL THE NOISE!

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