16 July 2009

Bob’s world

Bob: What I want for the Middle East is nothing taller than a scorched scorpion.

Bob: Did you know Diana Vreeland wrote to Hitler? To complain the SS weren’t fashionable.

Bob: I’ve been taping most of your conversations. Brett: With duct tape?

A kitchen conversation

Guest 1: My first psychiatrist said I’m totally bipolar. My second one said I’m completely normal. Guest 2: These psychological classifications are just insane.

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