Fallbrookisms 26 August 2010

At Café des Artistes

– We had a shop teacher named Mr. Smallwood – And nobody likes small wood.

I don’t eat food. It gets in the way of my alcoholism.

– Want some salami? – Not yet. I’m not ready for mushed-together meat.

On writing

You should start a new genre and call it “neurotica.” You can just write about our family.

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