Fallbrookisms 28 October 2010

On the Republic

We live in a free country, but we’re too repressed to enjoy it.

At Café des Artistes

I want to launch a Vodka brand called “Love.” Then you could have Love straight up, Love on the rocks, dirty Love. …

At a Camp Pendleton Change of Command ceremony

–      There’s what appears to be a sentry up there. Is he security? –      Yep. –      So if I don’t stop joking around, he’ll take me out? –      Yep.

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