Fallbrookisms 29 July 2010

At Café des Artistes

And then she said, “Goddamn it, Fred!”

Hey, Brett, you smell like an adult!

Who wrote One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest? Cuckoo’s Nest? I was in it. You’re still in it, Bob.

At Major Market

Most Californians live without a budget. The only reason they’re upset about the legislature’s failure to pass a budget is because someone told them to be upset.

At a writers workshop

My mother used to say, “Don’t laugh too much. You’ll cry in the morning.

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