Fallbrookisms 29 October 2009

Fallbrook marital relations To: Sgt. Goodmarine From: Steve Husband CC: K-B Gressitt

Sgt Goodmarine,

I left my check for the Marine Corps Birthday Ball with the LtCol.

I would like a prime rib meal; and my wife would like a veg meal.

My wife's name is K-B Gressitt — I know — the feminist thing.

Thanks for taking care of us. We’ll see you at the ball. SF, Steve

From: K-B Gressitt To: Steve Husband

Ah, that commentary were unnecessary.

Love, K-B

At the Café des Artistes

Patron 1: I was in charge of six toilets at OCS, at Quantico (Marine Corps Officer Candidate School). Patron 2: Busy toothbrush, huh? Patron 1: Hey, I took care of them. I named them!

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