19 February 2009
Another Fallbrook joke (perhaps funny only in Fallbrook)
Q: What’s the only thing that scares the Jolly Green Giant? A: Avocado pickers.
In the produce aisle at Major Market
He: Where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you in a while. She: I’ve been writing my ass off. Oh rats (she looks over her shoulder), it’s still there. He: (Remains in perplexed silence.)
Student 1: Some students can’t do the online work because they don’t have computers at home. Student 2: Sure they do. Everyone has a computer. Those kids are just slackers. (She gestures to the corner where a group of Latino students sit.) Student 1: How do you know which students I’m talking about?