05 March 2009


Fallbrook dog owner

There's no sense in trying to get a dog to lose weight in Fallbrook — they  just go out in the grove and eat another five avocados.

Heard in a Fallbrook store

My sister’s funeral is Saturday. She’s not dead yet, but they went ahead and scheduled it.

Two bumper stickers on the same car on Main Street

I support Greenpeace I graduated Ditto Cum Laude from Rush Limbaugh Institute 

Heard about town

The problem with Fallbrook is that it was settled by Midwesterners, and it’s gone downhill ever since. … No, no! Just kidding!                                                            – Anonymous