05 March 2009
Fallbrook dog owner
There's no sense in trying to get a dog to lose weight in Fallbrook — they just go out in the grove and eat another five avocados.
Heard in a Fallbrook store
My sister’s funeral is Saturday. She’s not dead yet, but they went ahead and scheduled it.
Two bumper stickers on the same car on Main Street
I support Greenpeace I graduated Ditto Cum Laude from Rush Limbaugh Institute
Heard about town
The problem with Fallbrook is that it was settled by Midwesterners, and it’s gone downhill ever since. … No, no! Just kidding! – Anonymous